My female friends complain about dating. My friend was like, 'I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.'

And I was like, 'No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little.'

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