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Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

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Jul 26, 2010 12:31 AM - Stupidity - by Vince

A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. The housewife doesn't mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Madam. Hello Madam." When her three daughters come home from school, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Girls. Hello Girls." Finally, her husband, Phil, comes home from work, just in time for dinner. When he walks past the parrot, the parrot says, "Brawkk! Hi Phil!"

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Feb 13, 2010 12:15 AM - Romantic Jokes - by parrot

This one is really a WIN if she is still alive ;) The look on her face tells another story though!

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Feb 21, 2010 08:41 PM - Fail - by conquer

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

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Jul 14, 2010 12:23 PM - Romantic Jokes - by wiseman

O.B.A.M.A. stands for One. Big. Ass. Mistake. America.

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Mar 29, 2010 07:54 AM - Funny Facts - by Ruben

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

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Aug 11, 2010 10:38 PM - Funny Jokes - by George

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".

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Mar 26, 2010 06:52 AM - Animal Jokes - by Eduardo

Dear Kids, There is no Santa. The presents are from your parents. Love, Wikileaks

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Dec 23, 2010 07:46 PM - Kids Jokes - by Santa

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"

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Aug 20, 2010 12:13 AM - Lawyer Jokes - by rolex

You know you're really broke when... American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struther's sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. You owe yourself money. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

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Oct 2, 2010 07:31 PM - Stupidity - by Pauper

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