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All Out of Anaesthetic - A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's butt when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction. It all happened in an instant. The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth. Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?" The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!"

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May 8, 2010 08:20 AM - Miscellaneous - by Jadiel

Grandma and The Wedding/Funeral One day a man went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma. After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!"

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Mar 27, 2010 04:43 AM - Miscellaneous - by Andrew

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Mar 26, 2010 06:47 AM - Miscellaneous - by Eduardo

Top Ten Signs You Won't Win "American Idol" From the Late Show with David Letterman 10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein 9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?" 8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium 7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben" 6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards 5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops" 4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets 3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag" 2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand 1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask

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Mar 26, 2010 06:43 AM - Miscellaneous - by Eduardo

Do not insert thew gas pumps in your butt. It won't bring the price of fuel down!!

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Feb 11, 2010 09:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by gas

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