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Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. If you are my friend please answer this: Are we friends Or are we not? You told me once* * But I forgot. So tell me now And tell me true. So I can say.... "I'm here for you." Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do, I'll go to heaven And wait for you. I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything. Just to prove my friendship is true.. to have a friend just like you!

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Sep 20, 2010 09:12 PM - Funny Poems - by sweatheart

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There are riches in the hearts of friends You'll never find in banks; There's wealth beyond your wildest dreams In one small word of thanks; There's gold within the sunset As it glimmers in the west; But all that crap won't keep your car From being re-possessed.

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Apr 13, 2010 05:22 AM - Funny Poems - by Christian

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The Net is Slow Oh, the network outside is frightful, But on campus, it's so delightful, Our packets have nowhere to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow. It doesn't show signs of stopping, All our packets, our hosts are dropping; Bandwidth is turned way down low, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow. When we finally connect to a site, It's time to go back to the dorm; But if I could stay here all night, I could submit their Web form. The network is slowly dying, And, I fear, we're still denying, But as long as Sprint is the way to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

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Mar 29, 2010 07:18 AM - Funny Poems - by Ruben

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Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues, I've got the : Segmentation violation - Core dumped blues. If you think that it's nice that you get what you C, Then go : illogical statement with your whole family. Because the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views. I've got the : Segmentation violation - Core dumped blues. On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze, But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze. Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse, I've got the : Segmentation violation - Core dumped blues!

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Mar 26, 2010 06:54 AM - Funny Poems - by Grant

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He was a man from Coventry And she was born in Brittany But despite there nationality They soon found similarity They wed and found a flat to let And they had a child named Violet And when the daughter came of age It was time for her to earn a wage A model’s life is what she chose But agents turned up a collective nose The strangest thing had caused alarm She only shaved beneath one arm

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Feb 10, 2010 09:18 PM - Funny Poems - by poet

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In Norwich at my local pub I sat After a pint and a couple of gins And contemplated relationships With my mucker's for their sins “I’m divorcing my sweetheart And soul mate” I tell my friends “There will be no animosity” I add “And we will always stay cousins”

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Feb 10, 2010 09:17 PM - Funny Poems - by poet

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