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MORE GREAT QUOTES: - Have no idea who said these but they are good for a laugh... My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well it really chilled her mood. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines and a large trash can. "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

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Aug 31, 2010 08:39 PM - Funny Quotes - by Fred

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

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Feb 10, 2010 10:14 PM - Funny Quotes - by burns

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

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Feb 10, 2010 09:25 PM - Funny Quotes - by biggie

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

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Feb 10, 2010 09:21 PM - Funny Quotes - by jingles

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