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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Apr 1, 2010 07:57 AM - Funny Facts - by Noah

O.B.A.M.A. stands for One. Big. Ass. Mistake. America.

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Mar 29, 2010 07:54 AM - Funny Facts - by Ruben

Great Britain was the first county to issue postage stamps. Hence, the postage stamps of Britain are the only stamps in the world not to bear the name of the country of origin.

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Feb 10, 2010 09:14 PM - Funny Facts - by zips

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

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Feb 10, 2010 09:12 PM - Funny Facts - by wiseman

In USA, Only two states' names begin with double consonants: Florida and Rhode Island.

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Feb 10, 2010 09:10 PM - Funny Facts - by wiseman

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