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You know you're really broke when... American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struther's sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. You owe yourself money. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

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Oct 2, 2010 07:31 PM - Stupidity - by Pauper

Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

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Jul 26, 2010 12:31 AM - Stupidity - by Vince

During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his left arm. He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did. The next week they amputated his other arm and he asked the same thing. The Germans complied. The next week they amputated one of his legs, and he again asked for them to drop it over his base in England. The German doctor replied, "Sorry, we do dis no more!" The pilot asked why not, and the German answered, "we think you trying to escape!"

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Jun 3, 2010 03:56 PM - Stupidity - by Dykes

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

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May 28, 2010 12:51 PM - Stupidity - by madcow

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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May 11, 2010 07:11 AM - Stupidity - by Jovan

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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May 11, 2010 07:09 AM - Stupidity - by Jovan

One day you go to a grocery store. There is absolutely nothing in your car, but you lock it, roll up the windows, and go inside. You shop for a while and when you come back out, everything is exactly the way you left it. The windows are rolled up and it's locked, but there's a dead body inside. How did the dead body get inside your car? ANSWER BELOW: You own a convertible.

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Apr 6, 2010 08:43 AM - Stupidity - by Ryan

Caution, stupid kids crossing!

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Feb 10, 2010 08:41 PM - Stupidity - by reggie

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