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What did one atom say to another atom???? - " aww, dude, I lost an electron" * "are you sure??" - " yes, im POSITIVE!!!"

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Apr 16, 2010 06:22 AM - Short Jokes - by Samuel

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What would Shakespeare be doing if he was alive today? Shouting and scratching at the lid on his coffin.

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Apr 8, 2010 09:39 AM - Short Jokes - by John

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At the end of his Speech, He left his Audience open mouthed - they all yawn the same time.

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Apr 8, 2010 09:37 AM - Short Jokes - by John

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Why isn't there a Mexican Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already hiding out in America.

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Apr 7, 2010 08:45 AM - Short Jokes - by Logan

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Gordan: Why did the employee get fired from his job in the banana factory? Pedro: Um...I don't know. Gordan: He threw out all the bent ones!

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Apr 7, 2010 08:42 AM - Short Jokes - by Logan

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "F*** off, you won't bring it back."

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Apr 7, 2010 08:07 AM - Short Jokes - by Logan

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Got a call from a charity last night, asking me to donate all my used clothing to starving Africans i told her go to hell, if they can fit in my clothes, they sure were not starving

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Apr 7, 2010 08:06 AM - Short Jokes - by Logan

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Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone? A. Jell-o!

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Mar 26, 2010 07:19 AM - Short Jokes - by Collin

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