Police Chase` and Speeding Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too

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Mobile phone

Burglar Anthony Gawthrop made life for police rather easy – he dropped his phone at a house he broke in to, then texted them to get it back.

This criminal could potentially be one of the dumbest ever.

Gawthrop, 24, dropped his phone at a house in Cambridge, United Kingdom  where he stole a laptop.

Wondering where it could be, he sent a threatening text message from a pal’s mobile that read: ‘Whoever has got my phone better give it back.’

Unfortunately for him, officers of the law had his handset, which they found at the crime scene. The device contained several photos of Gawthrop, which investigators recognised from his previous three house-breaking convictions.

He later claimed that the phone had been stolen an hour and a half before the burglary and contacted police to give a false alibi. Gawthrop found himself in Cambridge Crown Court, where he told the judge that he’d used the phone to illuminate the house while an accomplice carried out the crime, but prosecutors pointed out that the owners had found the lights on when they returned.

Unsurprisingly, he was found guilty.

Judge Anthony Bate told him to expect a ‘substantial’ prison sentence. Gawthrop has been remanded in custody for his latest offence and will be sentenced on October 6.

Gawthrop’s previous antics include a dramatic escape from the same court in 2005, while on trial for burglary and cocaine dealing.

He sprinted out of the court-room, knocking security staff out of the way as he fled and was eventually found cowering in his mum’s attic, who he said he was desperate to visit.

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Sexy Police Officer

Police in the West Midlands, United Kingdom have been told not to wear brightly-coloured pants or visible thongs in a lesson in fashion which has caused anger amongst officers.

Police are being told to wear underwear of “an appropriate colour to be inconspicuous underneath uniform”.

It provoked a furious outburst from several officers who questioned why their bosses are getting their knickers in a twist.

One Woman Police Constable said: “If I wear a pink thong I’m ‘exposing myself’. If I wear sensible knickers I’m exposing a visible panty line. I’d be better off going commando and not wearing knickers.”

A constable added: “It is ridiculous. They are basically telling us what underwear to wear to work.

“A couple of sergeants have jokingly been saying there would be spot checks. It is outrageous.”

West Midlands Police said officers had to “adopt a common sense approach”.

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Wendy's Restaurant

You would think that if a robber is not satisfied with his loot, he would hope for a better haul next time, right?

Well, that was not the case with a robber in Altanta.

Police say a man who robbed a fast-food restaurant with a gun was so mad about the amount of loot that he called back twice to complain.

The man walked up to the drive-through window of an Atlanta Wendy’s late Saturday night, wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He demanded the cash drawer, grabbed it and ran away.

But police say he later called the fast food restaurant to complain about the amount of cash.

Police say in one call he said that “next time there better be more than $586.”

The robber called again with a similar complaint.

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