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	<title>Humor &#187; Weird News</title>
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		<title>How To Have A Successful Book Launch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 23:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skull</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Marr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BBC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Making of Modern Britain]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/how-to-have-a-successful-book-launch/' addthis:title='How To Have A Successful Book Launch '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>Could this be a stunt to garner publicity or what? Andrew Marr&#8217;s latest book is, literally, stopping traffic. Boxes containing 15 British tons (16.8 U.S. tons) worth of the journalist&#8217;s history volume &#8220;The Making of Modern Britain&#8221; have been strewn across a busy English road after an accident. Thames Valley Police (United Kingdom) said Wednesday [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/how-to-have-a-successful-book-launch/' addthis:title='How To Have A Successful Book Launch' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone"></a><a class="addthis_button_email"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a><a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a><a class="addthis_button_reddit"></a><a class="addthis_button_digg"></a><a class="addthis_button_stumbleupon"></a><a class="addthis_button_tumblr"></a><a class="addthis_button_delicious"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div]]></description>
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		<title>Burglar caught after leaving mobile phone in victim&#8217;s house</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 02:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skull</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burglar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criminal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gawthrop]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skull.net/humor/?p=1699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/burglar-caught-after-leaving-mobile-phone-in-victims-house/' addthis:title='Burglar caught after leaving mobile phone in victim&#8217;s house '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>Burglar Anthony Gawthrop made life for police rather easy &#8211; he dropped his phone at a house he broke in to, then texted them to get it back. This criminal could potentially be one of the dumbest ever. Gawthrop, 24, dropped his phone at a house in Cambridge, United Kingdom  where he stole a laptop. [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/burglar-caught-after-leaving-mobile-phone-in-victims-house/' addthis:title='Burglar caught after leaving mobile phone in victim&#8217;s house' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone"></a><a class="addthis_button_email"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a><a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a><a class="addthis_button_reddit"></a><a class="addthis_button_digg"></a><a class="addthis_button_stumbleupon"></a><a class="addthis_button_tumblr"></a><a class="addthis_button_delicious"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div]]></description>
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		<title>Police told not to wear pink pants or visible thongs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skull</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knickers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[odd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[panty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[uniform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/police-told-not-to-wear-pink-pants-or-visible-thongs/' addthis:title='Police told not to wear pink pants or visible thongs '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>Police in the West Midlands, United Kingdom have been told not to wear brightly-coloured pants or visible thongs in a lesson in fashion which has caused anger amongst officers. Police are being told to wear underwear of &#8220;an appropriate colour to be inconspicuous underneath uniform&#8221;. It provoked a furious outburst from several officers who questioned [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/police-told-not-to-wear-pink-pants-or-visible-thongs/' addthis:title='Police told not to wear pink pants or visible thongs' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone"></a><a class="addthis_button_email"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a><a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a><a class="addthis_button_reddit"></a><a class="addthis_button_digg"></a><a class="addthis_button_stumbleupon"></a><a class="addthis_button_tumblr"></a><a class="addthis_button_delicious"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div]]></description>
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		<title>Boy, 13, hit by lightning on Friday 13th at 13.13pm</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skull</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airshow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friday 13th]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friday thirteen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lightning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lowestoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[odd]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/boy-13-hit-by-lightning-on-friday-13th-at-13-13pm/' addthis:title='Boy, 13, hit by lightning on Friday 13th at 13.13pm '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>Friday the 13th was really unlucky for a boy of 13 when he was struck by lightning &#8211; at 1.13pm, or 13.13. The teenager was among 150,000 people at an airshow in Lowestoft, Suffolk, United Kingdom when the bolt hit. He was treated for burns to his shoulder by St John Ambulance staff and should [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/boy-13-hit-by-lightning-on-friday-13th-at-13-13pm/' addthis:title='Boy, 13, hit by lightning on Friday 13th at 13.13pm' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone"></a><a class="addthis_button_email"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a><a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a><a class="addthis_button_reddit"></a><a class="addthis_button_digg"></a><a class="addthis_button_stumbleupon"></a><a class="addthis_button_tumblr"></a><a class="addthis_button_delicious"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div]]></description>
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		<title>Dog seeks help from neighbor after owner collapses</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 00:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skull</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heart attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hero]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/dog-seeks-help-from-neighbor-after-owner-collapses/' addthis:title='Dog seeks help from neighbor after owner collapses '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>A small dog who refused to return home until a neighbour followed her helped rescue her owner after he collapsed at home following heart surgery. Charles Mitchell said he was working in his yard last week in the Oregon wine country town of Yamhill when Missy, an 11-year-old dachshund scampered up and refused to leave. [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_32x32_style" addthis:url='http://www.skull.net/humor/weird-news/dog-seeks-help-from-neighbor-after-owner-collapses/' addthis:title='Dog seeks help from neighbor after owner collapses' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone"></a><a class="addthis_button_email"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a><a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a><a class="addthis_button_reddit"></a><a class="addthis_button_digg"></a><a class="addthis_button_stumbleupon"></a><a class="addthis_button_tumblr"></a><a class="addthis_button_delicious"></a><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div]]></description>
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